Post by John Pilling on May 25, 2005 16:52:27 GMT
>>> > owwchh
>>> >
>>> > Ancient Chinese Torture
>>> >
>>> > A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a
>>>small
>>>house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient
>>>Chinese man
>>>with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me
>>>up
>>>for the night?"
>>> >
>>> > "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If
>>>you so
>>>much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the
>>>three
>>>worst Chinese tortures known to man."
>>> >
>>> > "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty
>>>old as
>>>well, and entered the house.
>>> >
>>> > Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was
>>>young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously
>>>attracted
>>>to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during
>>>the
>>>meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went
>>>up to
>>>bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and
>>>sneaked
>>>into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep
>>>everything
>>>quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his
>>>room,
>>>exhausted, but happy.
>>>
>>> >
>>> > He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he
>>>saw a
>>>large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese
>>>Torture 1:
>>>Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought.
>>>"If
>>>that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry
>>>about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and
>>>threw
>>>the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that
>>>read:
>>>"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he
>>>glanced
>>>down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.
>>>Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he
>>>jumped
>>>out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he
>>>saw a
>>>large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right
>>>testicle
>>>tied to bedpost."
>>> >
>>> > Ancient Chinese Torture
>>> >
>>> > A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a
>>>small
>>>house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient
>>>Chinese man
>>>with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me
>>>up
>>>for the night?"
>>> >
>>> > "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If
>>>you so
>>>much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the
>>>three
>>>worst Chinese tortures known to man."
>>> >
>>> > "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty
>>>old as
>>>well, and entered the house.
>>> >
>>> > Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was
>>>young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously
>>>attracted
>>>to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during
>>>the
>>>meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went
>>>up to
>>>bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and
>>>sneaked
>>>into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep
>>>everything
>>>quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his
>>>room,
>>>exhausted, but happy.
>>>
>>> >
>>> > He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he
>>>saw a
>>>large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese
>>>Torture 1:
>>>Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought.
>>>"If
>>>that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry
>>>about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and
>>>threw
>>>the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that
>>>read:
>>>"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he
>>>glanced
>>>down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.
>>>Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he
>>>jumped
>>>out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he
>>>saw a
>>>large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right
>>>testicle
>>>tied to bedpost."
