Post by John Pilling on Jan 12, 2006 17:50:31 GMT
You'll love this 1
During a maths lesson at school, little alex had been struggling and the teacher decided to give him some help.
"So alex If there were 3 crows sitting on a fence and the farmer came along and shot one of the crows, how many crows would be left?"
alex thought long and hard and then finally answered "none."
the teacher, somewhat puzzled advised alex he was wrong because if they started with 3 and took 1 away that would leave 2. she then asked alex why he ad said none.
alex said " well, if the farmer came and shot at 1 crow, the other two would be scared off and then none would be left.
"oh" said the teacher, "that is the wrong answer, but i like your thinking."
just as the teacher was about to walk away, alex turned and said " miss, can i ask you a question?" " sure " said his teacher.
" if there are three ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, one chewing their ice cream, one biting their ice cream and one sucking their ice cream, then which one of the three is married?"
the teacher thought and quickly answered" the one licking the ice-cream?"
Alex turned and giggled " no, he said the one with the wedding ring on, but hey i like your thinking"
During a maths lesson at school, little alex had been struggling and the teacher decided to give him some help.
"So alex If there were 3 crows sitting on a fence and the farmer came along and shot one of the crows, how many crows would be left?"
alex thought long and hard and then finally answered "none."
the teacher, somewhat puzzled advised alex he was wrong because if they started with 3 and took 1 away that would leave 2. she then asked alex why he ad said none.
alex said " well, if the farmer came and shot at 1 crow, the other two would be scared off and then none would be left.
"oh" said the teacher, "that is the wrong answer, but i like your thinking."
just as the teacher was about to walk away, alex turned and said " miss, can i ask you a question?" " sure " said his teacher.
" if there are three ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, one chewing their ice cream, one biting their ice cream and one sucking their ice cream, then which one of the three is married?"
the teacher thought and quickly answered" the one licking the ice-cream?"
Alex turned and giggled " no, he said the one with the wedding ring on, but hey i like your thinking"
