Post by meths on Jan 13, 2006 13:49:32 GMT
I love cheesy jokes, they rock my world 
Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I used to be a contortionist, but i couldn't make ends meet.
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
Have you seen Stevie Wonders' wife? Neithers he!
What's E.T. short for? He's only got little legs.
Why are elephants big fat and grey? If they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Whats green and flies through walls? Caspar the friendly cooking apple.
A gay man walks into a butchers. Butcher says "can i help you?" Gay man replies "No, its ok im just in for a mince round"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?" the other one giggles "yes it does rather, doesn't it?"
Bill and Ben the flower pot men in the pub. Bill says "flobblle-lobble flobble li flobble" Ben says "right, lets get you home, you're pissedd"
Bill and Ben in the bath. Bill says "flobble lobble, flobbley flobble" Ben says "if that smells I'll bloody kill you"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says "Whew, its hot today, isn't it?" The second cow says "Wow, a talking cow!
Whats got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog!
How to you make a womans toes curl during sex? Make her keep her tights on.
Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
I used to be a contortionist, but i couldn't make ends meet.
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
Have you seen Stevie Wonders' wife? Neithers he!
What's E.T. short for? He's only got little legs.
Why are elephants big fat and grey? If they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Whats green and flies through walls? Caspar the friendly cooking apple.
A gay man walks into a butchers. Butcher says "can i help you?" Gay man replies "No, its ok im just in for a mince round"
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?" the other one giggles "yes it does rather, doesn't it?"
Bill and Ben the flower pot men in the pub. Bill says "flobblle-lobble flobble li flobble" Ben says "right, lets get you home, you're pissedd"
Bill and Ben in the bath. Bill says "flobble lobble, flobbley flobble" Ben says "if that smells I'll bloody kill you"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Two cows in a field, one turns to the other and says "Whew, its hot today, isn't it?" The second cow says "Wow, a talking cow!
Whats got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog!
How to you make a womans toes curl during sex? Make her keep her tights on.
