Chuck Norris Random Facts

[will1989]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com some are better than others!!!!!

Example- The Chief export of Chuck Norris' is Pain.

Chuck Norris' went to a burger king for a big mac and got 1.

Enjoy The Rest ;D ;D ;D

[Glaedr]

lol

[meths]

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[meths]

Mr T!!!

1. Mr. T can hit you so hard that he has time to pity you 3 times before you hit the ground.
2. Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

3. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in
the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

4. Twent three. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

5. When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk
gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.

6. Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of
his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold.
Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.

7. Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a
late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was.

8. When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T
arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.

9. When Mr. T has nightmares, people around him start dying for no reason.

10. Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only
after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

11. There is an 11th commandment, edited out of the Bible, that says "None of
the above applies to Mr. T."

12. Mr. T holds the copyright on the letter "T." Every time the letter appears
in print, Mr. T receives a check in the mail for $13.50.

13. If Mr. T and Chuck Norris were to meet in a cage match, every child in
Asia would die.

14. Mr. T was the first man on the moon, and claimed it by carving a gigantic
"T" stretching from horizon to horizon. In his wisdom, he carved it on the dark side, as a warning to any aliens who might even think of attacking.

[jaygt]

LMBO ;D , gona have to email that to the lads

[meths]

Arnold Schwarzenegger destroyed the Periodic Table, becausee the onle elment Arnold Schwarzenegger recognizes is surprise